Of Course

That’s my new semi-sarcastic, neo-fatalistic, jaded response to anything that doesn’t go my way.

"Of course…." (you can imagine the tone. Emphasis on the Of.

Someone cuts you off in traffic – "Of, course."

They run out of what you’ve been standing in line for just as you get to the front, "Of course." Sigh

It sounds bitter and depressive to just write it – but here’s what I’ve found. If you share it with a few people, the first time you say it together it is a huge bonding moment and very funny.

That laughter releases valuable endorphins – or something – and somehow I feel a good deal better about the frustrations of life…

Of, course…


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