My New Car is a Hello Kitty

Kinda young, kinda wow! The author poses with his new ride with a lift of the foot, showing how fresh he feels.

Like you, I’m always looking for ways to cut costs, and if I can save money and increase my fun quotient while doing it, then let the games begin!

So, when I got an offer from Hello Kitty to drive a car painted up to promote the Feline of Salutations, I was eager to participate. Hello Kitty provides me with a free car, and a tidy little stipend for fuel and maintenance, so my ground transportation costs have gone to zero!

And He Shall Have Music Wherever He Goes

Driving an infinitesimally tiny car has many advantages. It’s super easy to park and the truly obese don’t ask you for a ride to Dunkin Doughnuts.

But, perhaps the best part about my Hello Kitty-mobile is that it’s just a great attention getter, and sure-fire conversation starter. When I haul my 6′ 1″ fully grown man, way past 21, frame out of a car the size of one of Shaquille O’Neal’s sneakers, I’m instantly Mr. Popularity!

So, guys, if you want to increase your street-cred with junior high and teenage girls, their mothers and grandmas, and male flight attendants, get in on this now. It’s just easier to meet folks with a cool car.

Other Markets for Men

Of course, depending on your niche, you may want to look into a sponsorship from a company that reflects their interests. Cars decorated with beer ads and Yeager shots almost guarantee you’ll meet women with faded tattoos, Boniva grabs a more mature woman, and if you want to catch the liberal gals, (like Janine Garafolo) then check out the Obama car.

But, be forewarned, the doors are huge and when both are open at the same time to get the 3D effect, it’s hard to fit it in a compact car parking space.

As usual, I look forward to your comments and questions below.


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  • http://www.facebook.com/rachaeljanebutts Rachael J Butts

    You finally got me one! :)

    • http://RickButts.com/ rickbutts

      Yes, Rachael. After all, it was you who first got me collecting Hello Kitty stuff. 

  • Anonymous

    Mmm.  Free car and gas money just for drivin’ around?  Sounds like a liberal make-work scheme to me.

    • http://RickButts.com/ rickbutts

      Advertising Steve! The 2nd oldest profession 8-)

      • Jmperkins1

        I’d say it’s the oldest profession. How do you think they got their first customers? :D

  • http://www.fridaytrafficreport.com JackHumphrey

    Dude – you are SO weird!  :)

    • http://RickButts.com/ rickbutts

      Dude! I got the idea from you. Seeing you drive around in that Purina truck just got me thinkin’. Times are tough – just trying to help my readers.

      Be sure to hit this on Google + you big time social media bon vivant!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lisasuttora Lisa Suttora

    Ok, that is SO COOL!!! I seriously want one!  Did you know that Hello Kitty has been and still is one of the hottest brands since it’s debut in Japan in 1974 and in the US in 1976? 

    And it’s appeal spans to both kids and adults alike. Hello Kitty market is a massively lucrative market! Let me know if you want to monetize it!  :)

    • http://RickButts.com/ rickbutts

      Hi Lisa, when I’m done with the car I’ll sell it on eBay, but let you get it and give it to your girls 8-)

      I bought enough Hello Kitty when Rachael was a kid to fill a box car.

      • Amy

        Rick do you actually OWN the car?  Is it given to you?  Normally with stints like this they just LEND the car — and they might be a bit upset if you sell it on eBay! lol

  • http://websuccessdiva.com Maria Reyes-McDavis

    LMBO!  That is the funniest picture I’ve seen of you yet :-)  I take offense to your Yeager shots though, my tattoos aren’t faded ;-)

    • http://RickButts.com/ rickbutts

      Well the Yeager thing wasn’t comprehensive. I didn’t even know you HAD a tattoo. Now I’m curious!

      • http://websuccessdiva.com Maria Reyes-McDavis

        I have 5 and I’ll never tell, you can’t see them unless you get to see other things!  So mind your own bees wax Mr. Butts!

  • Njane4165

    I love it! When I come down I want a ride.

  • http://www.facebook.com/felicia.slattery Felicia Slattery

    How is it that this is just purrrrfect??!!

    Congrats — and what a fun ride!

  • Amy

    I can’t believe it!  LOL That is the either the most adorable or the silliest looking car ever!   It has EYELASHES!   You look soooooo  ________ (fill in the blank) with it!   I didn’t know that Hello Kitty was created in the 70′s!  :-O  I never heard of it until the 90′s!  I must have been hanging with the wrong crowd..

    So where did you get it free from?  Through who?  Of course my Prius (best car in the world, sniffs as gas stations and then drives by) would be very jealous and upset if I wasn’t driving her and I got an advertising car. ;-)

  • Dennis Bauer

    Something just makes me want to say …..yeah, but…

    …but then I don’t know what to say.

    • http://rickbutts.com Rick

      Perfect response Dennis 8-)

  • http://eventstrategysolutions.com/blog Daphne Bousquet, CMP

    My 6 year daughter wants one right away and even my 12 year old son thought it was “Cool car.  Wish I could have one.”   Good tips, like the transportation sponsorship idea!

  • Damien

    Rick, I thought you drove by me. The guy looked excatly like you… He had breakfast, coffee, a ‘To Do list’, talking on the phone, steering with a knee…

    …listening to a Yanni CD. 

    Then I saw it. It was a Hello Kitty Car !

    • http://rickbutts.com Rick

      Beauty Damien – nice connection to The Freeway Idiot – I am that guy!

  • http://www.facebook.com/seanmathes Sean Mathes

    Hmmm…. I swear I’ve seen that car somewhere before? 

    • http://rickbutts.com Rick

      You should recognize it Sean – you took the photo!

  • http://www.choosepedigo.com/cheap-used-cars-in-indianapolis Jolandi Kerstetter

    LOL @ Hello Kitty car! That is one cool ride, and it can definitely grab attention while you drive it down the streets! You’ll cause traffic with that car! LOL! And don’t be surprised if people suddenly want to take a picture of you and your car!